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6:16 am  •  19 November 2017  •  308,805 notes
msmarvelwitch: “Me @ all the girls who wouldn’t dance with Dustin at the Snow Ball and made him cry. ”
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drunkenssoldier:

ememely:

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

5:07 pm  •  23 October 2016  •  886,113 notes
  • anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.
  • my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
  • me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????
    • 5:19 pm  •  22 October 2016  •  791,439 notes

    idle-handss:

    I hope that someday you all become filled with so much happiness that it heals every part of you.

    4:34 pm  •  22 October 2016  •  375,213 notes
  • brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you
  • me: why did you bring me this
  • brain: just because
    • 4:32 pm  •  22 October 2016  •  608,662 notes
    tastefullyoffensive: “No regrets. (via bhoffman) ”

    tylersharpies-world:

    iverbz:

    what-is-this-i-dont-even:

    Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

    pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.

    He literally put them out of business because they charged him 40 bucks. That is amazing

    4:08 am  •  21 October 2016  •  269,700 notes
    11:28 am  •  18 October 2016  •  803,450 notes
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